
I Brake for Big Trees, Haunted Castles & Your Mom – 6"x3" Vinyl Bumper Sticker
Add a splash of quirky charm to your car, laptop, water bottle, or wherever your weird little heart desires. This exclusive 6"x3" vinyl bumper sticker is for everyone who’s ever braked for big trees, haunted castles, cows named Betty, clown hotels, cryptids, or the occasional taco truck. (And let’s be honest… probably your mom, too.)
✨ Crafted from premium 4mil vinyl
☀️ UV-coated for durability rain or shine
🚗 Great for bumpers, coolers, laptops, or any surface that needs more personality
🎁 Makes a fun gift for your fellow road trip oddballs and nature-loving weirdos
Whether you're cruising through the redwoods or just rolling up to the grocery store, this sticker lets the world know you're delightfully eclectic—and proud of it. Life’s too short to be boring. Let your bumper speak your truth.
🛒 Click “Add to Cart” and fly your freak flag a little higher today. Stickers ship free with orders over $25—bundle and save!